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Chart-topping comedy band Ninja Sex Party has but one goal: To take your body sweetly by the hand and then rock its face off with amazing music. The band's lead singer, Danny Sexbang, is tender yet firm, sensual yet masculine, and erotic yet really down-to-earth. Danny is accompanied on keyboards by his best friend and roommate Ninja Brian, the ultimate martial arts champion/electronic music enthusiast. NSP's five albums NSFW, Strawberries and Cream, Attitude City, Under the Covers, and Under the Covers Volume II, have been called a "master class in rad dick jokes set to even radder music"* and "great music to bone to."**
You will love this band, because if you don't, it's your ass on the line.
*we made this quote up
**this one too, but it’s definitely true